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Naija Inventors

A young but talented boy from Enugu state has constructed an aeroplane with locally sourced materials.

Although the mini airplane has no engine, it looks like a real jet and even can hold two or three passengers.

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nigeria-inventor-one

Despite their lack of material, training and money, these determined aviation-enthusiasts have managed to build their own machines.

 

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Sulaiman Famro is a cheerful, 65 year old engineer, and a master of branding. He built the prototype “Farmking” three years ago and claims he can save the country $1 billion a year, just in savings on starch importation.

The Farmking is a one-stop processing plant for cluster and farm-site processing of root crops and grains. It has a diesel powered engine that allows for remote processing, with power out connections for lighting so that it can work all night, if needed.

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nigeria-inventor-three

 

Made in Nigeria Solar Powered car

Made in Nigeria Solar Powered car

Made in Nigeria Solar Powered car by Segun

 

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nigeriagenerator

Made in Nigeria water-powered generator (hydroelectric generator) in action, invented by Nsukka-born Emeka Nelson

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nigeriabiodegradeablewaste

Emeka poses near MGBANWE C12, a machine that turns non-biodegradable wastes like plastics, waterproof nylon, etc. into “petrol, kerosene, diesel and some other heavy oils and interlocking stones

 

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electriccarnigeria

A group of Mechanical Engineering students from the University of Lagos successfully developed a zero-emission automobile built to reduce global warming.

 

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machinedefeatheringchicken

defetheringchickenmachine

defetheringchickenmachine

Jimoh Olayinka Agric Engineering Dept Lagos state University – Machine for de-feathering chicken automatically. Machine can de-feather more than one chicken at a time

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Posted by: | April 15, 2016

Posted on: 2016 April 15
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UNCLE KAY CHOSE ‘KUNU’ OVER BREAST MILK. NOW, HE REGRETS IT!!!

An Adventure of Uncle Kay (Part One)

It was in Makurdi immediately after my service year. I was foodstuff seller; buying from the North and selling in Lagos and Ibadan. On one of my trips, I decided to buy from Lafia and environs because a friend who lived and worked in Makurdi advised I could get good quality grains at competitive prices in that region.

So, off to Makurdi I went. Aside from being on business, I also wanted to stay there for a few days. For a southerner Makurdi was terribly hot for me. As a result, my friend got me entertained with the local drink – Kunu. He buys every morning and put in the freezer before leaving for work. Within two days, I fell passionately in love with Kunu. The four litre keg that we bought the last two days became grossly inadequate for me.

 

By the third day, my friend decided to contract the supplier to bring whatever quantity I ask for daily. This went on for another three days. I soon became friendly with the 30-something year old woman seller.

On the fourth day of her retainership, she came to deliver Kunu as arranged. Only that on this day, she decided to deliver more than Kunu. Unlike the previous days when she would stand by the door, this day, she came into the living room as the door was not locked. I was in the shower, but rushed out (in towels) to know who the intruder was. Lo and behold, it was my supplier. Infact, she was already moving towards the direction of the bathroom where the noise was coming from!!!

To cut the long story short…(you can guess the rest of what happened)!

Okay Okay – you don’t want to guess. Okay I will tell you….

Unlike the previous days, she insisted on collecting her keg. So I implored her to wait for me to finish my bath and she agreed. I soon got dressed in shorts and t-shirt. I went into the kitchen to empty the keg of ‘kunu’ into containers. She offered to help and I obliged.

As she bent down to pour the drink, her wrapper opened and behold, she was wearing no bra! We looked at each other and there was no iota of embarrassment in her. (I was embarrassed – I was an Altar boy for most of my youth you know).

Then, I assured myself its okay to take it further. I grabbed hold of one of her boobs and put it in my mouth. I sucked like a ravenous pig. To my shock, horror and amazement, milk flowed into my mouth! I was aghast!

I had no experience of such, neither have I ever heard that its okay for an adult to suck breast. I immediately split it out.

To my embarrassment, she asked “what’s wrong?”

I replied “there is milk coming out!”

And she said “Don’t you like it”? “Have you never had it before?”

I said “NO” vehemently.

Then I asked “are you a nursing mother?”

“Yes” looking at me as if I was an embarrassment.

My mind went into a panic. I was afraid. All the passion welling up in me dissipated immediately.

You see, running around with another man’s wife wasn’t my idea of a trip to Benue. I have heard somewhere in the past that ‘Agatu’ (the general name we Yorubas call people from that region) are hard men who more than most do not play with their wives.

Noticing my jittery state, lady Kunu supplier said “What kind of a village man are you? You’re the first man I know who refused breast milk. But I thought Lagos men are exposed to such things?”

Fast forward to today in 2016, Uncle Kay is a 50-something year old man who now deeply regrets missing out on such opportunity. He now says, he would grab such opportunity with both hands if it were to be offered.

What do you think? Do you think Uncle Kay was a good man? What do you think is responsible for his change of views?

Credit: VIFA

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Posted by: | April 6, 2016

Posted on: 2016 April 6
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NIGERIAN INVENTORS

A young but talented boy from Enugu state has constructed an aeroplane with locally sourced materials.

Although the mini airplane has no engine, it looks like a real jet and even can hold two or three passengers.

nigeria-inventor-one

nigeria-inventor-one

Despite their lack of material, training and money, these determined aviation-enthusiasts have managed to build their own machines.

 

nigeria-inventors-two

nigeria-inventors-two

nigeria-inventor-two

nigeria-inventor-two

 

Sulaiman Famro is a cheerful, 65 year old engineer, and a master of branding. He built the prototype “Farmking” three years ago and claims he can save the country $1 billion a year, just in savings on starch importation.

The Farmking is a one-stop processing plant for cluster and farm-site processing of root crops and grains. It has a diesel powered engine that allows for remote processing, with power out connections for lighting so that it can work all night, if needed.

nigeria-inventor-three

nigeria-inventor-three

 

Made in Nigeria Solar Powered car

Made in Nigeria Solar Powered car

Made in Nigeria Solar Powered car by Segun

 

nigeriagenerator

nigeriagenerator

Made in Nigeria water-powered generator (hydroelectric generator) in action, invented by Nsukka-born Emeka Nelson

nigeriabiodegradeablewaste

nigeriabiodegradeablewaste

Emeka poses near MGBANWE C12, a machine that turns non-biodegradable wastes like plastics, waterproof nylon, etc. into “petrol, kerosene, diesel and some other heavy oils and interlocking stones

 

electriccarnigeria

electriccarnigeria

A group of Mechanical Engineering students from the University of Lagos successfully developed a zero-emission automobile built to reduce global warming.

 

machinedefeatheringchicken

machinedefeatheringchicken

defetheringchickenmachine

defetheringchickenmachine

Jimoh Olayinka Agric Engineering Dept Lagos state University – Machine for de-feathering chicken automatically. Machine can de-feather more than one chicken at a time

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Posted by: | March 3, 2016

Posted on: 2016 March 3
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The Mistake of the African Nation

The Mistake of the African Nation

 

You’ve got to read this Excerpts from an interview with a Jewish leader about Blacks.
INTERVIEWER:
Why are blacks so behind Economically?
JEWISH LEADER:
The only thing blacks understand is Consumption. Blacks don’t understand the importance of creating and building wealth.
The fundamental rule is to keep your money within your racial group. We the Jews build Jewish business, hire Jewish, buy Jewish and spend Jewish. There is nothing wrong with that but it is a basic rule blacks cannot comprehend and follow; “He kills his fellow blacks daily instead of wanting to see his fellow black do succeed” 93% of blacks killed in America are by other blacks.
Their leaders steal from their people and send the money back to their colonial master from whom they borrow the same money from.
Every successful black want to spend his money in the country of his colonial masters. They go on holiday abroad, buy houses abroad, school abroad, go for medical treatment abroad etc instead of spending this money in their own country to benefit their people.
Statistics show that the Jew’s money exchanges hands 18 times before leaving his community while for blacks it is probably a maximum of once or even zero.
Only 6% of black money goes back into their community. This is why Jews are at the top and blacks are at the bottom of every ladder of society.
Instead of buying Louis Vuitton, Hermes, expensive cars, shoes, houses, dresses etc, blacks could industralize Africa, build banks and get rid of colonial institutions by putting them out of business.
INTERVIEWER:
What is your thought on failure of blacks after 150yrs?
JEWISH LEADER:
Well, nothing is ever the blackman’s fault. His compulsive habit of killing his own, compulsive material consumption. His inability to build businesses or preserve wealth are usually somebody else’s fault.
INTERVIEWER:
So what can blacks do to liberate themselves
JEWISH LEADER: Blacks must take responsibility. Blacks must unite. And vehemently fight corrupt leaders who run down their country and run to IMF as though IMF is Father Christmas.

Pls. forward this until it goes round the continent of Africa & particularly to our parasitic leaders.
We all need to learn our lessons quick and build our Nation.

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Posted by: | January 28, 2016

Posted on: 2016 January 28
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Greenaira wishes you all a Happy New Year!

As we approach 2016, Greenaira thanks all his loyal customers and wishes all Nigerians a Happy New Year!.

Lets leave all the disappointment   of 2015 behind, lets look forward to bigger and better year in 2016.

Greenaira Team.

 

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Posted by: | December 31, 2015

Posted on: 2015 December 31
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Just For Laughs

 

Letter from a man in Birmingham to his friend in London:
“I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other day in my neighbourhood. The alarm system was no use so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective local Neighbourhood Watch…
Instead, I’ve planted a Afghanistan  flag in each corner of my front garden.
Now, the city police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all keeping watch on my house 24x7x365…
I’m followed to and from work every day and my wife too when she goes out shopping.
So no one bothers us at all…
I’ve never felt safer… All thanks to “Afghanistan.”

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Nancy: A US doctor said: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another & have him looking for work in 6 weeks.”

A British doctor said: “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another & have him looking for work in 4 weeks.”

A Canadian doctor said: “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another & have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.” 

A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: “u guys are way behind. We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work & food”.

 

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Bob and his Wife 

 

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Bob! How ya doin?’

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. ‘Oh no,’ says Bob. ‘He’s in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ‘How did she know that you drink Budweiser?’ ‘I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.’
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
‘Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?’
Bob’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, ‘Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.’

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Pastor  and Mobile Food Sellers – Nigeria Joke

A Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls: Apple seller, Bread seller and Yam seller pulled by:
Pastor: Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is mentioned before I buy.
Apple seller:- The bible said…You are the Apple of my eyes.  “Good!: said Pastor, “I will buy N1000 worth of Apples”.
Pastor: Bread seller give me a bible quotation with bread and I’ll buy
Bread seller: Jesus said “I am the bread of life”.
Pastor: Let me buy N1000 worth of bread.
Pastor: Yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I’ll buy
Yam seller: Jesus said,  l yam that I yam…=)) =)) =)) =))

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Lanre and the Priest -Nigeria Jokes

lanre enters a church n finds the priest.

Priest: How may I help you son?

lanre: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess. Then go to the confession area

lanre: forgive me father for I have sinned

Priest: What are your sins my son?

lanre: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister.

Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess

lanre: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin

Priest: You know that is wrong my son

lanre: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone…

Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague

lanre: Yes father

Then there was total silence after that.

lanre: Father?

lanre: Fatherrr?

Still no reply

lanre: Father are you dia??

lanre peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding.

lanre: Why are you hiding father?

Priest (shaking with fear): I’ve just realised I’m the only one here and you came looking for your wife

 

 

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Posted by: | November 10, 2015

Posted on: 2015 November 10
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TOP SELLING PRODUCTS IN NIGERIA

TOP SELLING PRODUCTS IN NIGERIA

 

The list of products are gathered throughout the internet from various sites.

1.       Recharge cards for Mobile phones/Mobile phones – There are some brands that sells fast and others don’t. Do your research

2.       Garri – Nigerians love their food

3.        Kerosene Retail – Due to power issue, this is a top selling product

4.        Generator – This is obvious

5.        Rice farming

6.       Sachet Pure Water

7.        Haulage/Transport  services – Given the poor rail transport system in Nigeria, most of the goods are shifted by road and this makes the haulage business in Nigeria extremely lucrative.

8.        Poultry farming – This is big business, and you can begin with around 100 birds, and build it into a large-scale enterprise within a short period of time. You can make money from selling chicken eggs, or chickens for meat. This is a top business startup idea.

9.        Pure Water Production – Although this business needs some capital investment, it can be worth your effort and money in the long run particularly if you can manage pure water production and keep the quality intact over a long time. Your options are to sell as sachet, bagged or bottled water.

10.   Nursery and Primary School – There is a lack of good schools in the country and you can set up high quality nurseries or primary schools to make millions.

11.   Electrical machinery and equipment – If you are interested in importing, this is a lucrative and good business.

12.   Indomie Noodles Small Pack

13.   CloseUp Toothpaste

14.   Omo detergent

15.   Maggi seasoning

16.   Children Clothes

17.   Toyota automobiles.

18.   Fast Food business

19.   Construction business 

20.   Hotel business

21.   Furniture business – A lot of profits await you in the buying and selling of furniture. You do not have to be a carpenter to do this. You can simply contact trustworthy carpenters in your area and arrange a steady supply of furniture items to display in your showroom. This is a big scale enterprise due to the fact that only a few people can afford imported designers.

22.   .      Dresses/Shoe

23.   Children Toy

24. Coca Cola

25. Electronics (Used and New), Fridges and Air conditioners. Most dealer, Importers and traders do bring these items as fully built

26. Hospitals/Medical equipment (Hospital equipment are duty free, while medical equipment such as, syringes, hand cloves, cotton wool, surgical blades etc.

27. Building materials such as: Tiles, Roofing sheets, Sanitary wares etc.

28. WOMEN HAIR WIG & EXTENSIONS

29. FAIRLY USED CLOTHS, BAGS & SHOES

30. COMPUTER PARTS

31. NEW TELEPHONES – New China phones are selling like hot cakes, especially if your target market are the low end buyers who can afford between N2,500 to N5,000 naira phones

 It is easier to sell a product you know a lot about and passionate about

Goodluck

 

 

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Posted by: | October 22, 2015

Posted on: 2015 October 22
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Make Real Money as a Self Employed

Have you been unemployed for awhile now, there is a quick and genuine way out. Become self employed. You can make real money as a Self Employed.

Yes, become a self employed. All you need is a skill or  a passion.

From experience, i realize the first obstacle is your thought. Different thought will run through your mind.

  • What will people think?
  • If i wait a bit am i get a proper job
  • Can i really make money
  • Can i make enough…..

Lot of doubts, some people might be overcome by this. While some people wont know where to start. The answer is start immediately. You will make mistakes, but  you will be better for it in the long run.

The truth  is that you have nothing to lose. If you do decide to, after only a few days. You will have learn a lot about yourself and about been an enterprenuer.  Even if you finally get a permanent job. You lose nothing.

If you have a skill, immediately start selling that skill as a service or as a product. Do you have skill in cake baking, bake and start selling. Speak to close contacts, family, friends, neighbors, church members, people in your local community or advertise yourself on Greenaira.

Always start small, be patient and always thrive to improve your skill.  Do self training, discipline yourself and always keep yourself abreast with the latest  information in whatever area you have choosen to unleash your skill or passion.

Be warned,  you will experience setback and disappointment, but there are all part of been a self -employed. You must improve your people skill and always try to look at things from your customers perspective. This will enable you to deliver exactly what your target audience are expecting.

Lastly, always make a good impression, be honest about your skill, and always push to deliver your best.  This is how you get repeat customers. Now they can trust you and your product or whatever service you offering. Before you know it, you would have build a customer based and a business. You will stop looking for a job and continue working on your passion and earning money.

 

Do not delay, start now and start earning.

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Posted by: | July 31, 2015

Posted on: 2015 July 31
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